Omniscient Orb of Antlers :bc:
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Post #2138586
*trailer for my new Hulu series Moose Cop* (Fade in on traffic stop at night, red and blue lights bathing stark forest of pines and snow, moose wearing state trooper hat peers down into driver-side window of pulled-over car) Driver: You&#39;re kind of making me nervous here, officer, I know I was speeding but you&#39;ve had me here fifteen minutes and haven&#39;t said anything and it&#39;s really cold out tonight. Moose Cop: (slow chewing) Driver: Do you, um, want my license a...