Nudeln Al Dente 🐘
NudelnAlDente@mstdn.social
<p>Social distancing hipster: I was staying in before it was cool.</p>
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Post #3886631
Because they're arseholes.
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Post #1707683
What the hell was the deal with the calligrapher?! 🫠 #TheResidence
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Post #1391136
Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail. Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list." I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in. I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account. Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail) 🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captur...
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Post #675032
Shocking. https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/corporate_jargon_research/