M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™

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I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz 🪊/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 55 years, Sharon. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Puns</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Dadjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/OneLiners" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#OneLiners</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Bostonsports" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Bostonsports</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/EarlyJazz" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#EarlyJazz</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Museums" class="mention hash

Posts

Post #4532482
I wondered what that dark funnel shape was in the distance and then it hit me.
Post #4495798
The percussionists wouldn't stop, being on a roll.
Post #4495760
"Reacher" returns tomorrow. I've missed the big lug.
Post #4495724
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
Post #4495708
Which model RV has a hole in the center? Winnebagel.
Post #4495677
Ham it up today.
Post #4485760
Frog textbook writers use "ibid" a lot.
Post #4485742
Lloyd and his hair had a falling out.
Post #4485637
Pepper puns are still hot stuff.
Post #4467525
Anti-phonal: the banning of cell phones in the concert hall.
Post #4446603
An Irish tribe births Irina.
Post #4445716
Apparently "that's what she said" was once "said the lady to the bishop."
Post #4445405
Start your weekend with a cup of hope.
Post #4436457
Just ordered "You Ain't Going to Diminish ME, Buddy" by Miss Ogyny.
Post #4430739
Cooks who love spelling serve Eggs Benedictionary.
Post #4414680
Dill piccolino: wind instrument with a tendency to play sour notes.
Post #4414628
Two sailors talking in a tanj: "Blub." "Blub Blub."
Post #4414578
Life is a journey. I'm on a toll road.
Post #4340424
"Urology. Can you hold?"
Post #4276436
After E-flat leaves the bar, C and G have an open fifth between them ...
Post #4238589
More tree puns? Oak-ay with me.
Post #4176481
An officer followed a woman who was knitting while driving. He got on the PA and said, "Pull over!" She opened her window and shouted, "No. Cardigan!"
Post #4164620
A piano is still the hardest instrument to pick up.
Post #4087861
The two young cooks soon became zest friends
Post #4072233
"Sorry. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was searching for mute."
Post #3983794
Why are top-tier comedians so good at quieting hecklers when they give them "the look?" Because with great dour comes great response ability.
Post #3957751
I'm still tired from yesterday's tired.
Post #3934047
At the football game, why'd the band go out, make a "T" and "I" then leave? It was a halftime show.
Post #3909168
Coffee. Then adulting.
Post #3883541
Avoid alleys populated with mimes. They will do unspeakable things.