MizFidd

MizFidd@beige.party

Inner city schoolmarm who lives to inspire / weird out my students. Serious amateur cocktail mixer / drinker in my spare time. Retired actor / singer unless a supreme opportunity arises. Mediocre curler and distance runner. Started Pilates and am hoping it doesn't kill me but makes me stronger. Married to <a href="https://beige.party/@rockmastermike" class="u-url mention">@rockmastermike</a> and co-caretaker of Peeghaven.

Posts

Post #4021959
Random thought I cannot shake: “I Want it That Way” is about a girlfriend who really wants to try pegging her boyfriend. https://genius.com/Backstreet-boys-i-want-it-that-way-lyrics
Post #3481284
I NEVER remember until it's too late. If I have the smallest contact with poison ivy, and if I don't immediately scrub my entire body with Tecnu (which is a game changer), It will go systemic. Case in point, I brushed my left arm against poison ivy last week and didn't notice until there was a pronounced bump and a diagonal line of tiny bumps right next to it. Right now, my arms and legs are a mass of red lines that look like I've been cutting myself. My fucking underboobs are...
Post #2791744
Six months in Covid lockdown, I stumbled upon a novel by Natalie Zina Walschots. Hench is the story of a woman who starts temp work through an agency staffing support roles for villains (her specialty is data analytics). It quickly became one of my all time favorite novels. I’ve probably either read or listened to at least twice a year. The sequel finally came out this morning. Why yes, I AM taking off tomorrow.
Post #2791743
Every fashionable #guineapig should be adopted by a human with matching fuzz.
Post #2791742
Hmmm... https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/easier-way-to-win-a-million-dollars-going-on-survivor-or-storming-the-capitol
Post #2791741
One of my coworkers read the directions for a frozen snack. It said to microwave it for 15 seconds. She decided the directions were wrong and left it on for 3 minutes. Well, now I know we have a problem with the building&#39;s smoke detectors. Yay? Praise an abundance of air filters! It might smell normal in here by tomorrow.
Post #2791740
Glad I took myself out for lunch near work today. Traffic was a nightmare until a half hour ago.
Post #2791739
Omigod, I have needed this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_cnK8Cd6Ag&amp;pp=ygUbdGhlIHdlZWtuZCBzbmwgZGFuaWVsIGNyYWln
Post #1845086
Uh oh. Someone hit &quot;reply all&quot; to an email sent to over 1000 users. Bracing for impact.
Post #1448635
The Mastodons are on patrol. #plushtodon