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• Such a helpful kitty

• Post #1152158

  It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

• Post #976249

  I used to be a home shitter. Then I took a job doing over the road trucking. Now I don’t care. As long as it looks like I won’t catch anything putting cheeks to seat I’ll go for it. Hell, sometimes I’ll stop and pinch one off on my way home just so I won’t stink out my own bathroom. Giant gaps in the stall where people can look? Fine, enjoy the show. I would and have made eye contact. Free your poops!

• Post #918145

  I once made a bong out of a cantaloupe and two carrots.

• Post #806459

  It must be, because I went to public schools and they weren’t so bad. Sure there was highjinx and the occasional bit of vandalism, but you could at least still take a poo if you had to.

• Post #806311

  Explain yourself!!

• Post #617151

  Ahhh but that was a preemptive race to the bottom. We went down on them before they could go down on us!

• Post #553676

  You. Are. Gonna… Love it go wild. But be responsible, have some coke handy to bring you back up if the H gets a little too heady

• Post #552591

  I made the switch a few years back, and have fucked with zero kernals. I installed Linux mint, and it just works. Every now and the I’m forced to use a windows machine, and every time I go back to my rig, it’s a huge relief. It works so much smoother and faster, no bs. It doesn’t slow down everything because logging my data on my computer through my Internet connection just isn’t a thing Linux does.

• Post #47298

  Ohh ya baby!

• Post #47278