MasterSimper:elephant_suck:
MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
Would<br/><br/>[Place holder for an actual intro that I will replace once I get drunk enough that something clever will sound good, until then I leave this <br/> ╱|、<br/> (˚ˎ 。7 <br/> |、˜〵 <br/> じしˍ,)ノ
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Post #3473118
I will return one day :elephant_suck:
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Post #3372428
@Humpleupagus I got a new Attorney for things I like him. He thinks votings fake just like the law and its the game we gotta play so might as well be good at it.
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Post #3357047
I think id enjoy the slow moving life a plantation owners 3rd son
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Post #2905770
Your new bomb which costs 5 billion more now can take fancy pictures of what the area used to look like
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Post #2707558
Il go back to school when I lose my job due to HR complaints, they love me though so it may take a while
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Post #2586236
@RealRaul apparently this one thinks im retarded and can fix me, I need your scholar advice should I add this monke to my asian harem of women from different countries who im not sure what the differences between them is
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Post #2498398
A Gypsy once told me I would have a 1000 unrequited loves. What a dumb curse we&#39;re already 30% done
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Post #2409516
This nigga is trying to eat my chiken
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Post #2147119
Ah I understand why people enjoy epcot now
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Post #2147117
I gotta follow in my heroes @RealRaul footsteps and get scammed by asian mafia members then go ransom myself out of jail
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Post #1344226
@Hyperhidrosis I have updated my pfp to better reflect my relationship status obviously single but an intellectual and a cat