Mama's Pinky Toe

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<p>A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap. </p>

Posts

Post #4450433
Trout Mask Replica, Mar-a-Lago face
Post #4449228
You meet the nicest ladies in a saloon.
Post #4448733
The cyclops in this Odyssey is very schlongy. And not in a good way.
Post #4424222
At IMAX. Preparing to go into battle.
Post #4420650
Who remembers when Arthur Godfrey fired Julius Rosenberg?
Post #4409377
Long-distance dedication to Mitch https://youtu.be/swBDlOk0V6Y?si=dL3rpkJ7ohjfjycm
Post #4400828
I bet Mitch and Elaine are playing pickleball somewhere, laughing at y'all.
Post #4395737
"The Odyssey" has one (1) cyclops. "Minions & Monsters" has scads of cyclopses. Half the Minions are cyclopses!
Post #4394315
- That's good shit, man. - Thank you. I receive lots of compliments on my shit.
Post #4336997
Hooterville, formerly Tiittytown
Post #4228428
I need a vacation . . .
Post #4228427
If you lead your kindergarten class in a mass kazooing of The Imperial March, I will pay you ten dollars.
Post #4228426
It&#39;s weird how his eyes follow you around the room like he&#39;s still alive.
Post #4228425
I was never rich, but I was somehow less poor.
Post #4228424
When Trump dies, I&#39;m ordering up a klezmer band for his funeral.
Post #4228423
I&#39;m smuggling goldfish in my platform shoes.
Post #4228422
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Post #4228421
If by &quot;creatine&quot; you mean Oreos, then yes, I have been ingesting massive amounts of creatine.
Post #4228420
A Torx, a Torx, my kingdom for a Torx! - Dad rummaging through his toolbox
Post #4228419
On the one hand, Charlize Theron. On the other, Elon Musk. White South Africans are a mixed bag.
Post #4228418
Jeff Zuckerberg will never be cool. Elon Musk will never be cool. JD Vance will never be cool.
Post #4228417
I scream, you scream, we all scream for sadomasochism.
Post #4228416
By liking this post you are endorsing my perverted point of view.
Post #4228415
Yahtzee. Did you hear me, Ben? Yahtzee. - Grandma faking orgasm
Post #4228414
I prefer to . . .
Post #4228413
Sprinkles are a scam.
Post #4228412
- You&#39;d think gerbils would be more wild and crazy considering how short a time they&#39;ve got to live. - Baby, we&#39;re all gerbils.
Post #4151869
Your mother uses the eggplant emoji when she's talking about eggplant.
Post #4151574
If you're an adult, it's lingering. If you're a teenager, it's loitering. If you're a monster, it's lurking.
Post #4123251
We found a box of very old family photos with one subject identified on the back as "Self."