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• Post #4385083

  Hey, conservative men! I know you're deeply submissive to male authority figures, but it's not okay to drag the rest of us into your kink. I'm saying it clearly here because I know you have trouble understanding consent.

• Post #4385082

  "Legal name" implies the existence of illegal names.

• Post #4385081

  Okay, well done child proof cap, very good at keeping children from getting their grubby little fingers on my meds. Slight issue: I've been applying sufficient pressure that I can now read the opening instructions from their imprints in my hands, and yet the little mechanism won't engage.

• Post #4102174

  Okay, I'm gonna say it: We've had testicles for too long. It's past time we put these icles into production.

• Post #1928428

  Got one of those candles that're supposed to make noise as the wick burn, but it's barely audible. The salesperson was really talking it up, they said it was dynam

• Post #1928427

  "device based age verification" I don't think they understand how much I would sooner kill everyone involved and take what I want, rather than give up any further control of my devices or data

• Post #1797194

  HEY LADIES ON THE INTERNET! When some idiot sends you a dick pic, tell them you're not a microbiologist.

• Post #1797193

  Well of course a volcano goddess would appreciate my need to burn things. <3 @Anoia

• Post #1797192

  Look at all the sandleaf production I've gotta replace now that I know better sources of carbon. It'll be nice to get my power consumption down, though. #Endfield

• Post #1567874

  People who try to spread the idea that there is only one way to be a Real Man are cowards and should be chased out of society. Violently, if necessary.

• Post #1567871

  Anyone else wanna cut the internet connection to Google's servers until they can figure out what a search engine is for?

• Post #957572

  lol do it

• Post #883944

  It's weird seeing news reports like "The population growth rate is slowing. What could be the cause?" LONG WORK HOURS FOR FUCK ALL PAY. GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD TERRORISING PEOPLE. FUCKING ABYSMAL CONDITIONS FOR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL WELLBEING. THEY HEAP SALT UPON THE LAND AND QUESTION THE LACK OF NEW GROWTH.

• Post #609088

  To any men asking "what about international men's day?", that's the 19th of November, which you'd already know if you actually cared about that.

• Post #360264

  @Xibanya@mastodon.xyz