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<p>One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we?</p>

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    #putin Trying to Rebuild Imperial #USSR #Russia from the ashes on #Ukraine.

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    #Eclipse coming in Oct.

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    Is it Yoga Pant season yet? #MeToo

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    Wanna-be #Streamer &amp;quot;Just a Prank Bro&amp;quot; asshole Shot. #Jury says it was a Justified Shooting.

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    HP #SCAM Printer &amp;quot;Ink&amp;quot;

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    The question &amp;quot;Where is the Leadership&amp;quot; has been carrying a lot of weight lately.