The Mïghty Kräcken

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Post #4253964
Traffic getting a little crazy? Report police in the area on Google Maps.
Post #4195059
@ada I really like them, but they are rare in these parts.
Post #4195058
@ada sounds amazing. I&#39;ll begin the search!
Post #4195057
They say you have to crack some eggs to make an omelet, but this cracks all the eggs, then kills the chickens, while sending taunting ai generated memes to the chicken farmer. And a billionaire eats all the omelets https://katu.com/news/local/massive-51b-data-center-proposed-for-salem-draws-praise-and-pushback-oregon-environment-local-money-water-energy-local-portland-hillsboro-companies-business-jobs
Post #4195056
The diarrhea outbreak was linked to Taco Bell, because of course it was https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/well/cyclospora-taylor-farms-lettuce-taco-bell.html?unlocked_article_code=1.yVA.q9V7.obvjxxIHtdna&amp;smid=url-share
Post #4195055
Thank you for teaching us to say sorry, Canada! We need that skill now more than ever. (Sorry)
Post #4195054
Sick of remakes? They&#39;ve been remaking the Odyssee for thousands of years.
Post #3755866
How will South Carolina find another one like Lyndsey Graham?
Post #3454057
When everyone got cameras I figured we'd get confirmation of Bigfoot, aliens, or the Loch Ness Monster. Instead, we got pictures of cats, selfies, and proof that all cops are bastards.
Post #2212887
It&#39;s possible that the only real qualification for most jobs is good conversation skills.
Post #1117917
I wish streaming services had a button to torpedo listings that I will never never never in a million years want to watch. Hulu is wasting my time and theirs by repeatedly showing me &quot;Faithful Women of the Bible&quot;. I would rather cut off my own leg with a dull pocket knife than sit through that.
Post #1117916
When it comes down to it, art is a conversation, and who wants to talk to a computer?
Post #1117915
We stopped using lithography to make books and now we use it to make computer chips.
Post #1117914
Remember how great college radio stations used to be? Here&#39;s one now! https://wfuv.org/options
Post #906464
Show me on the doll where Ayahuasca made you touch God
Post #906463
Salem attorney slapped with record fine after citing case law hallucinated by AI - Salem Reporter https://www.salemreporter.com/2026/03/25/salem-attorney-slapped-with-record-fine-after-citing-case-law-hallucinated-by-ai/
Post #906462
I can think of no better way to make me go cash free. I&#39;m going to get my venmo working post-haste. Treasury plans to put Trump&#39;s signature on US bills in first for sitting president, AP source says | AP News https://apnews.com/article/trump-currency-signiture-treasury-first-d919877e39f907eba1172a07920ea80e
Post #906461
Everything Is Great! By Carsie Blanton &amp; The Burning Hell https://youtube.com/watch?v=JhZkPRtc4Go&amp;si=P3lXexH46_Q7AJHR
Post #777698