kirabug

Kirabug@wandering.shop

Information architect, SFF short story writer, general troublemaker. Babbles fluently on UX Design. Owns 5 Jack russel terriers. Find me at <a href="http://kirabug.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">http://kirabug.com</a> if you’re interested in my writing. Still listening to sea shanties.

Posts

Post #3178645
Me: it is too early. Go back to bed. Mei: [does her morning stretching routine with paws atop my bladder] Me: that’s cheating. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3178644
🎶 Mother said Straight to bed Not to delay or be misled You should have heeded my advice But there were field miiiiiiice🎶 #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086587
the crip tax on paying your taxes when you need to know what you spent to be able to deduct it is astoundingly bad i think next year i’m going to double-entry-bookkeep all the medical bullshit thank you Vanguard and Quicken for teaching me bookkeeping, sort of
Post #3086586
#Pinball QOTD Player standing in front of Bally Wizard!: I miss Quicksilver.
Post #3086585
Video: did you ever stop to think about all the engineering that’s gone into a 3 1/2 inch floppy disk? Me: of course we did. we didn’t have the internet. What the hell else were we going to do? Shoot more football notes at the other students?
Post #3086584
Ah, I see. Yet another hotel that believes if you use a wheelchair you must not have a need for towel bars. o_O. :eyebrow twitches uncontrollably: #a11y
Post #3086583
I fully appreciate the angst you are feeling but you can wait two minutes for me to brush my hair #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086582
How you doing? Doing ok? Good. Glad to hear it. Good talk. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086580
Do you want to get out of the car? You want to climb me like a tree. Ok fine. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086579
me: I don’t think I would let a guy named Casey bat in this situation N: that guy’s name wasn’t Casey me [pointing at tv]: his name is Casey Schmitt N: No, the guy in the poem. His first name was Mighty. it’s right there in the poem. me 💀💀💀 #phillies #baseball
Post #3086578
Periodic reminder to clean your dishwasher filter
Post #3086577
Why are you importing leaves? What are you doing in the garden? #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086576
I am not for parkour! I am not! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086575
Apparently midnight is when the rabbits go tearing across the back yard with the dogs in hot pursuit #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086574
Dear all the companies: if you are mailing my watch back to me FOR FREE then you should NOT force me to enter a credit card.
Post #3086573
You sound like a dog who wants to help me take out the trash #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086572
Add these to the list of things I thought would be a huge part of my adult life, along with ghosts, whirlpools, and quicksand. https://youtube.com/shorts/GD3Iz353_Ls?si=x-ww1zDfm53vquAW #folkInstruments #bones #spoons #mouthHarp
Post #3086571
What, you can’t find it? It’s right where you left it, next to the water bowl. No, I’m not getting it for you. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #frisbeeTroubles
Post #3086570
Dear Stern and Jersey Jack: when are we getting the Minions pinball machine that the minions carry around in Despicable Me? I’m waaaaaiting! #pinball
Post #3086569
I do not need the attention of the bathroom honor guard this morning! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #3086568
Do NOT jump up on the vet’s windowsill GET DOWN #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Post #2540983
OMG THIS https://www.terrygodier.com/the-last-quiet-thing so tired of everything needing my attention all the time! YOU ARE A PAIR OF HEADPHONES, YOU SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE REBOOTED. I SHOULD PLUG YOU IN AND YOU ARE ON AND UNPLUG YOU AND YOU ARE OFF. BUT NOOO… NO PLUGS ANYMORE. NOW BLUETOOTH FAILS