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• Post #4378885

  I sat my ass down on a park bench next to some kind of corvid busy cleaning its plume. I told it, aren’t you the cutest. It glared at me like I was stupid and took off

• Post #4290676

  Today I saw a tow truck carrying an ambulance. It was just the saddest thing ever.

• Post #4279908

  Make Elon hate the EU for a good reason for a change

• Post #4255628

  The academics sacrificing at least 5 years of their careers by going on a starship to an unknown place in outer space in ”Prometheus” are probably not the best in their fields

• Post #4241585

  Offering POTUS a gift

• Post #4219183

  Captain Janeway at 21

• Post #4138261

  ”I’m too pretty to ____” Choose your own adventure

• Post #4092985

  Winner

• Post #4072948

  The global human population consumes approximately 4.4 trillion liters (or about 4.4 cubic kilometers) of pure oxygen per day, based on an average consumption of 550 liters of oxygen per resting individual and an estimated total population of 8 billion people.

• Post #3993366

  Jimothy looks like Danny DeVito in his Penguin costume

• Post #3990413

  Peer reviews are shit. Why would I want to be reviewed by an idiot?

• Post #3987847

  Yelling at toddlers in band tees for being posers

• Post #3967277

  What?! Why would I settle down? I’m 50! -BoJack Horseman

• Post #3943112

  President Trump asks infantino to find two more goals for his friend Milei

• Post #3940130

  Why is someone screaming star spangled banner leading in to Argentine-Spain?

• Post #3865550

  Das Secure Boot

• Post #3840341

  Will England leave Messi crippled?

• Post #3811523

  It took 4 years from looting the armory on july 14 before France ”removed” their king

• Post #3803447

  Let me offer a felt song of the day https://youtu.be/-4SnIJJCH8w Fire - The crazy world of Arthur Brown

• Post #3793698

  Molotov them if they persist

• Post #3793432

  It’s like déjà vu all over again

• Post #3764374

  Lindsey was in Ukraine yesterday. Maybe he came down with a case of Shaheed or Novichok?

• Post #3761269

  Lindsey Graham’s afterlife features only women

• Post #3721556

  Suffering writers’ block and that woman with a head shaped like a parking meter asking you how it’s going every twenty minutes. I love how they blame the hotel -Bill Burr being old Bill Burr about The Shining

• Post #3717343

  Who will continue the maga legacy when donny’s brain turns to mush? Jd has the natural charisma of hemorrhaging fever

• Post #3712428

  Palantir makes me wish the prison pit of despair in the dark knight rises was real for them to languish in

• Post #3700511

  Ask Mitch McConnell why you are likely to die from trivial medical conditions like some Victorian slum victim Handcrafted. Only $29.99

• Post #3695118

  Hey everybody, have you seen my balls? They’re big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth. Ooh suck on my chocolate salty balls. Put em in your mouth and suck em.

• Post #3675849

  If you live in UK or Ireland, who stimulates a stronger feeling of instinctual ick in you?

• Post #3675616

  Reform UK to rebrand as Corruption UK