Kerosene - Most Raped Kikeslave and Femslop Gamer

Kerosene@detroitriotcity.com

For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting. Permanently out of my element :donnie: I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS S I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAM MS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIA AMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLI IAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILL LIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WIL LLIAMS I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WI English / Español / Can somewhat understand other languages. Other ways to contact me (su

Posts

Post #4423859
>dirty >sleep-deprived >insane >smelly >basement-dwelling >pervert >literally retarded Eww >also a girl Damn, wife material.
Post #3873229
That's it, I'm doing it
Post #3730360
Higher chances at successfully pairing two devices via bluetooth than at finding a wife (lower than zero).
Post #3730304
When you wipe, you die. #never_wipe
Post #3697493
I'm reading about alternative optical media that never became popular, and I feel like something important was lost to the Flash storage jew :cry:
Post #3654455
If my thoughts were audible, every time I came across one of my cats there would be a loudspeaker yelling "FAT FUCK ALERT :emergency: FAT FUCK ALERT :emergency: FAT FUCK ALERT :cat_wut: :emergency:"
Post #3608836
EHEM EHEM May I have your attention? I am happy to announce that I am pleased with this messy tomboy from Emmy the Robot, and I want to fluff her hair even if that leads to my death. Thanks for your attention.
Post #3577524
Actually, Rent A Girlfriend is just a very subtle allegory for home ownership. Even after spending 250k on it and deluding yourself, it still won't be yours (you are The Raped).
Post #3378922
Shooting up the local jewish neighborhood while blasting the Cardcaptor Sakura OST on a bluetooth speaker.
Post #3327092
>Europoor torrent peer gladly takes 4 GiB of data from me >Shares 100 MiB of the data I need and then disappears
Post #3243963
>it's called the Xbox 360 because you see it, turn 360 degrees and walk away >it's called the Switch 2, because you see it and then switch-2-a better console >it's called PC because, erm, they see you pee, in a bottle
Post #3191550
The Motorslice girl is cute. P makes me PP very hard.
Post #3170151
ORANGE CODE ALERT ORANGE CODE ALERT FUCKEN CAT FINALLY PLAYED WITH THE TOY I BOUGHT HIM 2 YEARS AGO BIG THINGS HAPPENING
Post #2851943
Post #1932336
I've finally gone through all stages of broke nigga cope and realized I actualy don't even need a Steam controller... it's such an unnecessary product :cryana:
Post #1424319
Printing without making the user want to kill himself remains an unsolved computer problem in 2026.
Post #1360005
When a little boy calls the teacher mommy, he's being cute, but when *I* do it then the stupid bitch calls the police and tells me to get out of her classroom (hello??? I want to learn??? knowledge has no age dumbass).
Post #1260495
We should kill more jews so fewer games keep being killed. It's the law of equivalent exchange. #StopKillingGames
Post #1131412
I've become the kind of person I feared the most: he who replies to messages with the thumbs up emoji 👍
Post #1130557
Burned my tongue. It's over.
Post #1130420
Nobody remembers the Obunga meme, but I do. I see it every night.
Post #1130268
Rather than live miserably, I would rather die happily. Anime girl executioner, please go ahead and suffocate me to death with your gigantic plump butt.
Post #1129946
With our latest "Save the children act", we expect to rescue children from their houses and throw them into active volcanoes.
Post #1101772
I thought that placing my shitty laptop at an angle over a laptop stand would finally prevent my cat from laying on it and pressing random keys, but I was so fucking wrong.
Post #1101696
Leaving batteries inside a TV remote for many years so the juices inside get to ferment. A delicacy that not many know about.
Post #1099179
It's me, anon. I'm the Man Who Sold The World (1982).
Post #1049724
@LordOfTheKangs@poa.st @amperage1963@poa.st @grey@poa.st @mushroom_soup@poa.st Imagine getting paid to look at polar bears and do 5 page reports retelling how cool they were. Dream job.
Post #1048708
@bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar Damn, I really have to catch up with it.
Post #969354
"The Thing" remake but it's a group of guys at the anime convention trying to find out who has or hasn't touched the full size Gardevoir plush inappropriately (all of them do by the end of the movie).
Post #947944