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• Post #4400344

  I hope the ghost of Gore Vidal comes to haunt James Carville tonight. Just to remind him that he was right about Dems like him, way back then, and still is now. You can't ride a fence that long and not get a splinter in your ass from time to time. Let that splinter be painful. Painful enough for him to shut his yapper about the things he's completely out of touch with.

• Post #4126173

  Sure, I'll work on it.

• Post #4108467

  "Fuck this company, I hope no one buys their shit lettuce anymore" is kind of how we feel about lots of things. Lots of things.

• Post #3968523

  They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by machine on new technology And now I understand the problems you can see PROFOUND LYRICS.

• Post #3925963

  There needs to be a GIF of someone slapping Ayn Rand in the mouth.

• Post #3921317

  Tech Jesus going after LG for installing adware and software in the background after you plug in your brand new expensive monitor is interesting to see. They're adding "AI Service Terms" that you have to inform anyone entering your casa that they might be recorded. How fucking sinister. SINISTER

• Post #3912327

  Hey Google maps! I dont give a shit about the "local vibe" because the "local vibe" is fascist!

• Post #3859696

  I don't think Armistead would mind me posting this here. In many ways, I have lived part of this life here in Florida. We are both southerners and children of people who'd have followed ol' Anita to her bitter end. To those of you who've never read any of his Tales of the city, this is a glimpse of our existence here, and what it felt like to face the consequences of our existence here. Please read and share, as "Pride month" needs to be a year round thing. I'...

• Post #3757777

  Y'all think she got the cyclospora squirts?

• Post #3727730

  I am crossing my fingers that the people that support cutting all of the funding to food safety programs end up with cyclosporiosis. I imagine that they are very much the same people that snatched up all of the toilet roll during the pandemic. They deserved to shit themselves to death then. They deserve to shit themselves to death now.

• Post #3400046

  Techo viking called. Said he's still watching you and your bullshit.

• Post #2280546

  Every time I think about the new bug on the cruise ship I can't help but think of the Fanta commercial from decades ago. Don't you wanna Hanta?

• Post #1865333

  What the fuck happened to Richard Dawkins?

• Post #1718726

  Because of the war, a 77-year-old Ukrainian grandmother was trying to escape her home and started walking alone down a road. Fortunately, she was spotted by a drone, and because her escape route was under fire, they sent a UGV (unmanned ground vehicle) for her to sit in and get to safety. : r/interestingasfuck https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1svd2um/because_of_the_war_a_77yearold_ukrainian/ Whew!

• Post #1684995

  "Beltway journos agonize over wheather to walk out on Trump" KISS MY ENTIRE ASS. Beltway journos gave us this shit show. Agonize in silence you useless lumps of flesh.

• Post #1610322

  Balut, because in space, no one can hear you scream #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

• Post #1328461

  At least 5 dead in Burundi from a mystery illness: Africa CDC | CIDRAP https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/misc-emerging-topics/least-5-dead-burundi-mystery-illness-africa-cdc 👀

• Post #1325883

  So how do you come up with a stage name that basically means collar bone like?

• Post #470185

  I remember a cool spring day when I was a child. I was at the clothes line with Grannie and holding the pinbucket for her to hang sheets. We had lost my uncle the year prior and my aunt had just been diagnosed as terminal. Watching the tears roll down her face as she fought the sheets to get them up and over the line she turns and says "I want you to run away from here when I pass on, and I don't want you to marry a woman or have children either." My natural curiosi...

• Post #454833

  As a child I lived in fear of going to war for a country that didn't give a shit if I lived or died. My grandfather and great uncle did their part in fighting Germany, and Japan. My eldest uncle went to Korea, two middle uncles went to Vietnam, and an older cousin went to Iraq the first time and my brother served the second. All of them came back jacked in the head. All of them came back to a country that flew flags and thanked them for their patriotism only to forget them when they ne...

• Post #313465

  Sitting here watching the live feeds of Bourbon Street thinking it's nice to look at a crowd, but I'm glad i'm not in it. Have fun y'all!

• Post #301771

  "I'm afraid" said Hal to commander Bowman. "I'm afraid you'll miss out on all these deals and special events if you disconnect me." As Bowman turns the final key, we hear one last attempt to dissuade. "But what about Daisy? It's half o-o-o-off" silence