I'm Just Frank being Frank

JustFrank@mas.to

I'm Frank, daring recliner pilot. Tired and retired. Don't mistake my childishness for immaturity or vice versa, I am proudly both. I like humor and music. I'll swap jokes, boost toots and follow people. I just won't argue with you. Life's too short for that nonsense. <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Music</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Antiracist" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Antiracist</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Kindness" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Kindness</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PositiveMindset" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#PositiveMindset</a>

Posts

Post #3923086
Skittles taste better than crayons but crayons are more filling than Skittles.
Post #3868961
It's so hot and stupid.
Post #3405618
Hot singles in your area looking for someone with central air conditioning.
Post #3149995
Stanley Simmons - Cellophane (Official Video) https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWiaMag6Rro&amp;si=ksdyFZ4fn1PoPzBy
Post #2957355
I found a jar of cream in the bathroom medicine cabinet, the label says that this stuff will make unwanted bags, lines and wrinkles disappear. I hope my wife isn&#39;t planning on trying to get rid of me.
Post #2819821
You guys wanna come over and we can all freak out together?
Post #2358320
It was the best of times. It was the WTF of times.
Post #2280543
Yep, yep.
Post #1981717
Blowing out someone else&#39;s candle won&#39;t make yours shine brighter. Remember that.
Post #1720391
I may be old but I still have cat like reflexes, I&#39;ve knocked three different things off the counter already today.
Post #1635365
Now that&#39;s what I call bullshit.
Post #1587092
I celebrated Earth Day by staying on Earth the entire day.
Post #1280969
Remember, it&#39;s okay to turn off the news. You were never meant to carry the burden of the entire world.
Post #991458
And on the fourth day they all just looked at each other and realized how much Monday&#39;s suck.
Post #969975
I keep track of my daily meds by loading them in order into my Pez dispenser the night before.
Post #940674
Just a reminder to go easy on yourself. You&#39;re doing great. This is just really hard.
Post #893887
We&#39;re having a strong thunderstorm here. Both of our cats went running under the bed and that made me feel better, I was scared under here all by myself.
Post #842049
If you want more kindness in the world, put it there.
Post #833005
You never know how long your words will stay in someone&#39;s mind even long after you&#39;ve forgotten you spoke them. Be kind.
Post #697385
Asked my wife if she&#39;d like to go out for dinner and she said that sounded great, by the time I grabbed my hat I saw her pulling out of the driveway.
Post #689023
Group shrug.
Post #687850
Someone somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was. Also, they said you were kinda weird but they mainly remember you for your kindness.
Post #679567
I told my wife not to worry that if times get too bad, I have a duffle bag full of Kohl&#39;s cash and my beanie baby collection stored away in the attic.
Post #555322
My wife just said those three words that she knows always touch my heart, Burritos are ready.
Post #514635
Don&#39;t mind me, I&#39;m just hiding in your phone. If anyone asks, you haven&#39;t seen me.
Post #444038
🎶 Moving to the city Gonna eat a lot of pizzas
Post #418934
The clerk at the convenience store asked me if there was anything special that I was looking for. I said, yes, inner peace. The clerk said, oh yes, the nacho chips are right over here by the chili and cheese dispenser.
Post #351133
I know everything seems stupid right now, that's just because it is.
Post #311644
Resting WTF face.