Ham on Wry
HamonWry@mastodon.world
<p>Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.</p>
Posts
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Post #4477652
I don’t want to live to the age 100. I hate shuffleboard and the smell of Depends makes me gag. #age #old #thoughts #geriatrics
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Post #4401599
Superhighway to Heaven #CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
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Post #4401510
(I can’t get no) Traction #CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
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Post #4223550
Tire Under Pressure #CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
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Post #4093528
If my dog, Toby, got a job it would be as President. He sleeps through everything then starts barking for no reason.
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Post #4077765
Telephone Land Line — ELO #1960sLifeASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
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Post #4073506
BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk plans to hire Mel Gibson to produce and direct a historically accurate movie about The Three Bears. #news #ElonMusk #odyssey #movies #MAGA #republicans #politics #breakingnews
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Post #4056959
I got 99 problems … meh #NonChalantSongs #hashtaggames
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Post #4053136
No More Than a Feeling #NonChalantSongs #hashtaggames
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Post #3924179
Everybody is a Doc — Bugs Bunny #CartoonCharactersRules #HashTagGames
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Post #3900332
Sped #BetterLateThanNeverAMovie #HashTagGames
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Post #3729579
I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing that one of the most confusing jobs in the world would have to be a Sign Language Interpreter at a Trump speech. #trump #MAGA #republicans #dementia #iran #Israel #middleeast #epstein #EpsteinFiles #news
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Post #3729271
It’s time to rise and whine #WhenTheSunComesUp #HashtagGames
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Post #3684859
Alien to look at, alien to hold. But if you break it, consider your butt probed. #SciFiRules #HashtagGames
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Post #3621276
I’m, ‘there was a phone number you could call to check the time’, years old.
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Post #3618748
Dead Asleep Poet Society #TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashTagGames
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Post #3595776
Trailer Parks and Recreation #HillBillyTVShows #HashtagGames
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Post #3570492
Kill Me Softly With His Thong #BadAdviceASong #HashTagGames
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Post #3546879
1983 #ForgottenABook #HashTagGames
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Post #3534128
One Slept Over at the Cuckoo’s Nest #SweetDreamsABookOrPlay #HashTagGames
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Post #3525159
The Hen Commandments #ChickenAnything #HashTagGames
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Post #3518126
Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 #canada #canadaday #canadian
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Post #3503112
Sunstroke Boulevard #HeatWaveMovies #HashTagGames
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Post #3502248
To Cool a Swelteringbird #HeatWaveMovies #HashTagGames
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Post #3502051
The Sweatshank Redemption #HeatWaveMovies #HashTagGames
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Post #3483291
The Power Nap and the Glory #SweetDreamsABookOrPlay #HashTagGames
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Post #3483290
I’m just like everyone else. I put on my combover one hair at a time.
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Post #3480905
I prefer to put a cart before and after the horse. You know, to hedge my bets.
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Post #3438745
Do fish ever get thirsty? #DeepThoughtsWhileFishing #HashTagGames
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Post #3432146
‘Social Media’, because‘Lunatics Anonymous’ is too hard to spell. #socialmedia #mastodon #tiktok