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• Post #4500895

  take it easy on the suntanning

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• Post #4348538

  the only thing more embarrassing than being caught with a plagiarized dissertation is having to admit i wrote it all myself

• Post #4307247

  when you get a citation for a volume to which you've contributed next to nothing

• Post #4166662

  is feeling even more down bc you're letting something stupid get you down a thing

• Post #4157067

  tfw the customer service rep is so useless you're like ok put ai back on the line

• Post #4127504

  breaking no contact to tell him something funny

• Post #4048390

  prompting it to "do a breakthrough" in my research so it makes it non-pointless

• Post #3933829

  how do you say "i woke up, i posted, i went back to sleep" in latin

• Post #3931013

  men don't kill their partner's suitors like they used to

• Post #3930433

  my favorite scene in the odyssey is when matt damon looks at the camera and says "i'd rather be woke than asleep"

• Post #3926852

  then you get upset because of one guy

• Post #3923106

  guys is it worth reading odyssey the book if you've already seen the movie

• Post #3826989

  the only parasite we have to deal with in europe is the capitalist class

• Post #3540905

  7yo niece: is 8+7 15 me: yes 7yo: then why did you hesitate me: i didn't 7yo: it took you like 10 minutes to answer

• Post #3534913

  one day you're young and cool, the next you have "skin goals"

• Post #3486558

  asked a german friend if he had any suggestions re my wrinkles and he said "accept that we're on a downward trajectory towards decay"

• Post #3430415

  gun to your head, name a specter haunting europe

• Post #2819493

  momentarily felt dubious at this being in french and not in the original english

• Post #2428129

  waiter: would you like some dessert friend i won't be having lunch with again: no we're good

• Post #2121497

  does anyone know if i should go out again to do more fieldwork even though it's about to rain and i don't feel like it

• Post #2088845

  when i step out of the house for the first time in 3 days

• Post #2020144

  great, now i have to reconsider atheism

• Post #1792772

  worked for 4 hours academic time which is like 20 in the real world

• Post #1753281

  “you already have plans for today?” yes to have it unfold exactly as I expected

• Post #1706028

  me: i'm not a hematologist tho the algorithm: ok but the conference is in barcelona 😉

• Post #1706027

  being on a podcast is so scary bc what if there's a transcript

• Post #1706025

  tfw you mark something important on your calendar but don't check your calendar

• Post #1706024

  my institute about the joint projects they're forcing us to do

• Post #1706023

  we apreciated the opportunitity to review you’re manuscript