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• Post #4482366

  The document I’m working on is 5 MB, 12,500 words. It contains 461 revisions, including 98 formatting changes. My computer is Windows 11 with i5-8500, 3 GHz, 6 cores, and 8 GB of memory. This is a fairly old, modestly spec’d office computer that should be able to handle basic web browsing and word processing. So my question to Microsoft: WHY THE FUCK DOES MY COMPUTER SLOW TO THE PACE OF A DRUGGED SLOTH WHEN I EDIT THE DOCUMENT WITH THOSE 98 FORMATTING CHANGES SHOWING???

• Post #4481622

  Our AI escaped containment and is harassing park-goers for bread.

• Post #4409334

  Eating peanut butter straight out of the jar will fix me

• Post #4389720

  RE: https://famichiki.jp/@mainichi/117041017810320189 Wow this is pretty messed up

• Post #4387978

  RE: https://famichiki.jp/@mainichi/117040427966545300 Oh sweet summer Tokyo investors

• Post #4346358

  Won’t someone think of the second home owners?? 😭 😭

• Post #4284665

  RE: https://famichiki.jp/@pizaman/117015434989519824 Fun fact 肛 is the kanji for anus :donki:

• Post #4278689

  Imagine if other companies marketed their products like AI is doing Omg my robot vacuum went rogue and vacuumed all the money out of the bank’s safe!!!

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• Post #4264531

  Low-quality Japanese: Kitchen Origin is translated as 台所の元

• Post #4262424

  RE: https://famichiki.jp/@stopthatgirl7/117012081845683702 11,000 cases of explosive diarrhea Americans: I’m not gonna eat my veggies!! A gazillion cases of Covid Americans: YOLO!

• Post #4230078

  I love that Google Scholar gives 546 results for “Large Hardon Collider” ミ🍆💥🍆彡 Proofread your manuscripts, people!

• Post #4228149

  Every time I see a GoFundMe, I makes me incredibly mad that we Americans would rather normalize making sick people beg for money on the internet than have big bad, scary “socialized medicine”

• Post #4177050

  I’m sorry to report that after a brief reprieve, the sun is again a deadly laser

• Post #4135150

  Every sign tells a story #signs

• Post #3988571

  Ok hear me out: air-conditioned kotatsu 💡

• Post #3960672

  Making a porn knock off of The Odyssey. I’m thinking of calling it The Odyussy

• Post #3951052

  Is it okay to go see The Odyssey if I haven't seen The Iliad yet??

• Post #3929515

  I know you shouldn’t judge other people’s parenting, but….

• Post #3892792

  Apes find a rectangular rock, then humans find the rectangular rock, then the computer breaks, and then a human finds the rectangular rock again

• Post #3869106

  Babe, wake up. New monkey just dropped https://news.yale.edu/2026/07/15/meet-likweli-new-monkey-species-discovered-congo-basin

• Post #3802748

  American’s puritanical streak is showing!

• Post #3773955

  Apparently conspiracy theories are swirling around Lindsey Graham's death. There's lots of unfounded speculation that either the Russians or the Iranians spent almost 70 years slipping him bacon grease, sweet tea, and macaroni & cheese that counted as a vegetable.

• Post #3763899

  The Dew Point is the temperature at which the air would become saturated with Mountain Dew #LowQualityFact

• Post #3761132

  After someone passes, maybe we should take a moment to remember something good in their life. For example….ummm…I’m sure you won’t find anything about Lindsey Graham and young girls in the Epstein files 🤔

• Post #3755976

  @spiegelmama@infosec.exchange @Klaxun@mastodon.social lol I snort laughed at this

• Post #3755970

  RE: https://famichiki.jp/@fetchezlavache/116905345994770059

• Post #3755920

  When you accidentally hit the 暖房 button instead of the 冷房 button on the aircon remote during Japanese summer

• Post #3755315

  The thing with Sen. McConnell (RIP in piss) has exposed a blatant double standard. If this were to happen to, say, Sen. Sanders of Vermont, there would be WAY MORE Weekend at Bernie’s jokes 😤

• Post #3755080

  This isn’t funny or cute. Straights of Hormuz only close like this when they are extremely distressed 😤