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• Post #3516485

  DR Congo is playing well against England in the World Cup and commentator questions if they can keep that up the whole time because they are just 46th place in the world ranking or whatever. DR Congo has ~1.5x the population of Great Britain. These guys are their best professional soccer players and they are giving their best for their country. Respect African soccer! This fucking colonizer mindset is so exhausting and backwards.

• Post #2570623

  Your mom is not using a post-quantum key exchange algorithm!

• Post #2570619

  I bring my kid to a local barber shop. You can make appointments online but I suspect this is fake. You make the appointment and when you get there you will get asked about it so you can confidently say “I have an appointment!” but nobody checks anything. Just a mental note they have for working down the queue of people waiting. Might as well not have one. Doesn’t matter. It’s your turn when it’s your turn. Pure scam for the German Lifestyle of having a number in line! 😂

• Post #904191

  Not sure how my brain decides these things but the tunes I’ve been whistling when I mindlessy bumble around in the last weeks are either ABBA’s Dancing Queen or the background theme from Super Mario World’s first level.

• Post #904190

  Easter bunny got desperate! https://apnews.com/article/nestle-switzerland-candy-bar-stolen-kitkat-51073cce27a0e193651aa7f31aaa506e

• Post #904189

  Apparently today is National Pencil Day. A day fabricated by Big Notebook to get me to buy stuff! (Which almost worked!)

• Post #904187

  Most important event of the day: Re-Opening of the Neue Mensa! https://www.studentenwerk-dresden.de/english/wirueberuns/newsartikel-6731.html

• Post #904186

  Happy Birthday, Angus Young! I listen to Live At River Plate almost every day. This album and his performance all across the board gives me life! When I’m 71 I want to be able to jump and run around as much as he still does!

• Post #771256

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@BundestagPetitionenNewsbot/116210841841980811 Auf jeden Fall mitzeichnen, Leute. Das sowas keine Selbstverständlichkeit ist, ist ein Skandal!