Enema Cowboy
Enema_Cowboy@dotnet.social
<p>Software Developer. Blue Geezer in TX. Veteran. Fan of pop-culture image responses. I like to cook, but I'm not very good at it.</p><p>I block MAGAs, "Conservative Christians", self-described patriots, "Deplorables" , crypto-bros, anti-vaxxers and other assorted louts.</p><p>Location: Fort Worth, TX</p><p><a href="https://dotnet.social/tags/CSharp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CSharp</span></a> <a href="https://dotnet.social/tags/FSharp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FSharp</span></a> @GraphTheory</p>
Posts
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Post #3788198
Who did this?
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Post #3744161
Remember when MAGA lost its mind when NPR tweeted the text of the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, 2017? https://www.salon.com/2017/07/05/nprs-declaration-of-independence-tweetstorm-angered-some-trump-supporters/
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Post #3374337
I'm surprised that Trump isn't trying to resurrect Osama bin Laden since Obama had him killed.
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Post #2547253
Okay, it took years, and there were many contenders, but I think I found the single most stupid line of code in the application I maintain. If Me Is Nothing Then Exit Sub
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Post #2295523
When I get a ticket that says an exception was thrown on line 8,526 of a particular class*, I feel like marking it resolved with the explanation, &quot;There&#39;s your problem right there!&quot; * Not an exaggeration, and we have many classes this large. The largest &quot;class&quot; we have contains more text than *Harry Pottery and the Sorceror&#39;s Stone*.
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Post #2295522
I took the best boy ever Walter to the polls to vote for Hillary. He&#39;s since crossed the Rainbow Bridge. 😢 #dogsatpollingstations
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Post #1781811
Gentrified Foods * Lobster * Skirt Steak (aka fajita meat) * Ribs * Brisket * Chicken Wings * Beef bones
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Post #1781810
Challenge for haters of the metric system: Spend a day measuring things with an Imperial Units analog vernier caliper. Submit your answers out to 1/128th of inch and use least common denominator form.
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Post #1769790
Well I didn&#39;t have neighborhood barricaded gunman on my 2026 bingo card.
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Post #1695209
As said in the comments, this guy needs a monocle, and a top hat! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sc9lGWNMTbU
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Post #1492946
This is almost as hilarious as &quot;Conrad Poohs and His Dancing Teeth&quot;.
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Post #1492945
Times for posting bond and being released for the Tarrant County Jail are between 8-48 hours according to Big Bubba&#39;s Bail Bonds.
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Post #1492944
Thanks for the information. I just wish it wasn&#39;t so damn depressing.
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Post #1074638
If our planet had always been completely overcast with clouds, would Earthicans ever had any space programs? Would maritime traffic been restricted to being in sight of coastlines?
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Post #1074637
Adobe, I fucking hate you. Breaking my train of thought trying to tack down a difficult bug for this bullshit.
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Post #49280
@cstross@wandering.shop @rbairwell@mastodon.org.uk @guigsy@mstdn.social @futurebird@sauropods.win I'm sure that you know how incredible difficult it is to find a rocking-chair that is both waterproof and that will fit in a shower.