Emily Gladstone Cole
Emily@infosec.exchange
<p>I'm a UNIX and Security Admin (#DFIR and <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BlueTeam" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlueTeam</span></a>), lifelong A's baseball fan, and I enjoy opera and early music. I sing, dance, and act, read voraciously, and plan to keep learning new things for as long as I can. @UnixGeekEm on Twitter. She/her. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BlackLivesMatter" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlackLivesMatter</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/TransRightsAreHumanRights" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TransRightsAreHumanRights</span></a></p>
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I have met two kinds of French people this trip: 1. I want to communicate with you. Thank you for making it easier by speaking French. 2. I want to show I am superior to you. I will not speak French with you and I am mad at you for trying to talk to me in my native language. There have been many more of the first group than the second so far. It helps that my teachers taught me a Parisian accent, back in the day.
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They let the Pope come to Paris? After I already booked my tickets? #Paris #Popeleo
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This is my week for unexpected opera treatments. Tonight is the Opéra National de Paris and their production of Hamlet. This plot is wack. Gertrude and Polonius were in on the murder plot. The Ghost is dressed as a mime or clown, in white with sparkles. Hamlet appears genuinely mad with no cunning. Or maybe he just can’t act? Let’s see what the ending brings. The singing is lovely. #Opera
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Au revoir to the Pink City. One more croissant and it’s onward to Paris! #Toulouse
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OK, there's an opera on tonight in Toulouse. I go to operas at home and I enjoy doing so.
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German and other frequent-traveler friends: I am being subjected to a 5-hour layover in the Munich airport. I do not think I can get into Munich and do anything besides head directly back to the airport - is that right? #Travel #MUC #Munich
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We said goodbye to the Miles cat last week. The Ancient One had been with us for 23.5 of his 24.5 years, and he told us it was time. The local weather forecast is stuck on "cloudy, with tears off and on all day". #InMemoriam #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
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My cat had been deaf for the last few years of his life, but he could tell I was talking to him when he looked at me, so I kept the habit of talking to the cat. It&#39;s going to take me some time to get out of the habit, even though the cat IS NOT THERE ANYMORE to talk to. #Grief #Loss #Cats
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The "17 minutes remaining" of this backup has been going on for over an hour. Is time an illusion?
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The couch is WRONG. It should have a cat in a cat bed right there, but there is no cat. There is no cat bed. #Grief #Loss #Cats
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This was a hard day. Today we said goodbye to the Ancient One, our twenty four and a half year old orange tabby cat. He was so affectionate, and from the first moment he saw me he had decided I was his person. The house is going to feel so empty and quiet, and so will my heart. #Cats #OldManCat
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Life near the coast #Pelicans
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It's been a while since I've posted a #Caturday picture of the Old Man Cat. He continues to be extremely old and extremely grumpy and extremely cuddle-motivated. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon
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What's that you say? A Critical and a High Severity vulnerability in WordPress? On a Friday? Good thing nobody uses WordPress, eh? 😢 #WordPress #Vulnerability https://wordpress.org/news/2026/07/wordpress-7-0-2-release/
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Oh look, it's a Bay Area baseball team that's announced themselves to be sellers at the trading deadline, Susan Slusser is covering it in detail, Matt Chapman will probably be traded before the month is out. This is all so bloody familiar. #MLB #Baseball #WhatYearIsIt #WhatTeamIsIt
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Today I stumbled across a show on PBS about Judi Dench. Well, Judi Dench is amazing, so I started watching it. I found myself put off by watching three men dissect many of her film roles, and gave up halfway through. Yeah, there were no women commentating. I found myself resenting these men talking purely about the acting, and not at all about the 20-year gap between her first films (when she played an ingenue) and the bulk of her film career, where she played an older woman. Not at all about...
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RE: https://universeodon.com/@blackops/116471645555829150 You know you&#39;ve been in IT for too long when you see this gorgeous photo of a building in the winter and look at the pattern of the windows and think &quot;what kind of router is this?&quot;
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Isn&#39;t it funny how in novels and fanfics the protagonist, no matter their age, likes music (and other media) that was popular when the author was a teenager?
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You know it&#39;s going to be a long day when you&#39;re already refilling the hot water boiler for the Nth cup of tea of the day and it&#39;s only 8:30am. #Tea #TeaPowered #PoweredByTeaAndSpite
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Yes hello, I am &quot;dump the loose-leaf tea into the mug instead of the strainer&quot; levels of tired today. #Tea
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@petrillic/116489574280084326 I have had a confirmation that it can work on the Amazon Linux kernel, but also RHEL says &quot;fix deferred&quot; for all affected RHEL versions: https://access.redhat.com/security/cve/cve-2026-31431
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Today I am &quot;I forget how long I left my tea steeping&quot; levels of tired. #Tea #TeaPowered #SoTired
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It&#39;s April 25th! The #PerfectDate
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Today I wrote a sentence in German in a professional email, and only used a translation tool to confirm I had a word or two correct. I hope it didn&#39;t have too many mistakes in it that didn&#39;t occur to me.
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I feel seen #Duolingo #SoManyPasswords
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The #OaklandRoots soccer team is playing at the Oakland Coliseum tonight. That rusting decaying pile of concrete is where I truly learned to love sports. My #baseball team is gone from there now (asshole team owner John Fisher wanted more $$), but it&#39;s lovely to see the stadium in use. That &quot;Let&#39;s Go Oakland&quot; chant ringing in the stands is making me feel things, let me tell you. #Nostalgia #RootedInOakland #FuckJohnFisher
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Bruce Schneier is making a fascinating point about personal trust (trusting your friends) and social trust (trusting a random person will behave in a predictable way) at the SANS AI Summit. They are not the same but they&#39;re still both called &quot;trust&quot;.
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For AI, we can&#39;t treat it like a friend. No toxic anthropomorphism.
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Months ago I saw a gorgeous painting by @TishaPaints and I fell in love with it. I told myself I would use it as a motivation to finish the computer security class I was taking, and then pass the certification exam. Last night I passed the exam, and tonight I got to buy the painting. There are a bunch of others at https://tishamark.com/shop if seascapes appeal to you as well.
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Do you like security and also music?