Reboot Robotnik
DrOtto@mastodon.online
<p>World domination on a shoestring budget<br />he/him/supergenius</p><p>(unofficial parody account - not affiliated with Sega or any subsidiaries...do they even HAVE any subsidiaries? I mean, I don't even know anymore. Do you guys know? Sammy doesn't count 'cuz they ain't done jack in like, forever)</p>
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Post #2895179
You would think in the year 2026 that Tesla could create a futuristic truck that doesn&#39;t look like it was rendered on a PS1
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Post #2895178
I am now officially 10 years away from not being able to retire
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Post #2895177
I&#39;m not an expert in this particular field but I&#39;m pretty sure this much garlic bread isn&#39;t good for anyone
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Post #2895176
The more I witness humanity, the more I sympathize with asteroids
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Post #2895175
Her: I just noticed you have your Father&#39;s eyes Me: Oh, so that&#39;s where I put those
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Post #2895174
I know rugby was created in England but it seems like the quintessential Australian sport imo - only thing missing are neurotoxic rugby balls
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Post #2895173
Just a gentle reminder that throughout history, those who banned books usually couldn&#39;t read
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Post #2895172
Never thought that Google Chrome would make MS Edge look like a competent browser yet here we are
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Post #2895171
I&#39;m just gonna start calling it misAnthropic for clarity