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• Post #2280445

  EU should mandate Teslas accept USB-PD

• Post #1345969

  @eucommission you make euros, right? can you give me, like, 500?

• Post #1178931

  And on the first day God said, “Hey ChatGPT, create me a world with light and dark and land and sea and animals and stuff”. And ChatGPT created a world that looked right at first glance, but was actually kind of fucked up if you paid any attention. And God said “Good enough!”, and pushed to production.

• Post #1148810

  Security notice: verification required. To verify your Mastodon account please meow clearly into your computer or phone right now.

• Post #923545

  My Little Pony asks the question: what if a girl was a horse? Umamusume, on the other hand, asks the opposite question: what if a horse was a girl? Through the lens of these two franchises we can begin to develop an unified framework for the understanding of the ontology of horse and girl. In this essay, I will

• Post #852382

  using eye tracking to display notification boxes on the monitor you’re currently not looking at, and hiding them immediately when you do look

• Post #852381

  they could have called it zwap instead of zswap

• Post #852380

  Nevertheless, beep.

• Post #852379

  i should be able to order antimatter off aliexpress imo

• Post #852378

  keep requesting /.well-known/traffic-advice, google. maybe one day you’ll get something there.

• Post #852377

  calling a crime tips line and being disappointed they apparently want information about crime that’s already happened, instead of giving tips for crime?

• Post #852376

  i guess stackoverflow has a new, more minimalist logo now, like it’s 2016

• Post #852375

  ugh, they’re making an X-Files reboot instead of making XI-Files 😒

• Post #852374

  aw fuck i nearly forgot about time travel that’s coming up

• Post #852373

  posting on a website

• Post #852372

  ⚠️ Imminent time travel alert ⚠️

• Post #852371

  Beep boop.

• Post #852370

  when firefox opens a tab in a spot in the tab bar that’s currently not in view, it will scroll the tab bar so that it is in view, and i think that should come with a blur effect and a whoosh sound if you have enough tabs open

• Post #852369

  anybody have a place where i could park 12 tonnes of chocolate for a while? hypothetically.

• Post #819850

  social deduction game that takes place entirely in a chatroom, with one or more players assigned the role of an an LLM chatbot, and players accusing each other of being chatbots

• Post #712430

  i don’t think most people on polymarket are even actually polyamorous

• Post #705880

  *nod* yes, heterosexuality. i’m aware of it. like when a puppygirl and a catgirl get together.

• Post #485874

  cisgender georg who lives in a cave & uses gender assigned at birth each day is an outlier adn should not have been counted