Diabetic Heihachi
DavBot@nerdculture.de
<p>I can't do the splits.<br />He/Him<br />Also neat:<br />They/Them</p><p>I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.</p><p>Current Job: random. going to uni for culinary<br />Skills: Web Design & admin and food<br />Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.</p><p>I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.</p><p>Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!</p>
Posts
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Post #2341593
Daily #random A temptations cat treat commercial but the music is Temptation by The Tea Party.
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Post #2341591
&quot;Just tear here&quot; *Bag rips down side* &quot;Resealable&quot; *Bag rips below the seal when you open it.*
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Post #2341587
Mango implies the existence of Mangstop.
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Post #2341583
Tyler is short for Tylenol.
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Post #2341579
Guess who is now sous chef of an award winning local brewpub?... Yeah, dis gai is.
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Post #2341578
My partner hands me a brush and says &quot;put it in a pony?&quot; I say &quot;ok you want it in the ponies ass or mouth?&quot;
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Post #2341577
These last five days at the current job are going to be annoying af lol.
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Post #1762584
Doin Space stuff. #EliteDangerous #Stream https://davbot.media/w/i6QMuyDSNcwCb49aEpQsJS
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Post #752641
Not even once.
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Post #720594
Always step out of your car at the farmers market as if everyone can hear your sexy techno theme music.