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<p>Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.<br />My book: <a href="https://a.co/d/hXK3beo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">a.co/d/hXK3beo</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>

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    Can someone explain how to bridge bluesky to here? Medvedev is too drunk to do it.

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    I think I should get some credit for having a false flag op that actually involves a flag.

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    The view from the bunker. Russia gets the land Donald gets a bribe Ukraine gets a lie https://youtu.be/790T13r61mc

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    Today is the 5th time we&amp;#39;ve captured Pokrovsk. A major defeat for the american empire.....

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    Rumor has it I&amp;#39;m actually gay. Sorry.

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    I have rejected my own proposals for peace that I had Donald present to me.

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    OTD in 2009 Russia reaffirmed commitment to the Budapest Memorandum signed 15 years previously. Which is why you can trust us on the &amp;quot;peace deal&amp;quot; now proposed.

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    RE: https://newsie.social/@Tendar/115657562046320893 But my trolls claim the only person who ever said it would take 3 days was some US general, yet here is a russian general saying it. Prez confused.

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    OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died. &amp;quot;The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact &amp;amp; fiction and the distinction between true &amp;amp; false no longer exist&amp;quot;.

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    OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine&amp;#39;s territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes, 44 Ukrainian heavy bombers (Tu-22) and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles. Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.

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    OTD in 2021 my parody embassy in DC informed us that US claims on Russia&amp;#39;s plans to invade Ukraine proved to be false. Which is why you can believe we want peace now

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    It&amp;#39;s Monday. You might hate your job. But at least you&amp;#39;re not a russian general about to tell Putin that you lost the city you&amp;#39;ve claimed to have captured 4 times.

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    As if leaving me with another submarine that now can&amp;#39;t sink, to go with all the ships that now don&amp;#39;t float, the Ukrainians even hacked our surveillance cameras so we filmed their attack for them.

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    Going thru customs in India today: - Name? - Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - Occupation? - No, those are self defence militias and Russia is not involved