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  Quark: I am not a problem to be fixed Quark: I am a problem to be honored

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  Quark: Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation. Quark: Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.

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  Dukat: What are you doing? Jadzia: Flaunting my photogenic privilege.

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  Kira: I may have over analyzed the situation and suffered for it

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  S5E26: that Ferengi and croupier Leeta get married. A fan favorite

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  Benjamin: Why do you have three dogs in your apartment? Julian: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I’m going to be rich.

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  Garak: You won't find anything on the rescue capsule Brouhaha Odo Garak: Not your saber-toothed antelope. Not Keiko. Not even your happy ending.

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  Quark: (unhinged mumbling) Garak: Git it Q-man.

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  Garak: You’re so petty. Benjamin: Thank you. Garak: I said 'petty'. Not 'pretty'. Benjamin: Oh.

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  Benjamin: My hands were chiseled by the human Gods themselves.

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  Miles: Well you can't spell 'Gul Dukat' without 'glut'

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  Odo: You're really smart. Odo: It's a shame you're independently wealthy. Odo: With a little motivation you could actually accomplish something.

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  Odo: Every morning I ask myself 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

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  Dukat: Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes Dukat: Including you. Worf: Bite me Dukat.

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  Garak: My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you Benjamin.

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  Garak: No good deed goes unpunished. Dukat: Garak you left Vic at the altar.

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  Worf: What’s the meaning of life Jadzia? Jadzia: Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.

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  Garak: Don't think that you are the only self-loathing asshole in the room. Jadzia: I-

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  Worf: Hey Jadzia. Jadzia: What? Worf: SPACE IS GAY!!! 🪐💖✨

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  Quark: I gotta be honest Garak. This cursed object is driving me insane.

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  Garak: Lamentations rules!

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  Miles: No more rhymes now I mean it! Julian: Anybody want a peanut?

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  Dukat: No it's still interfering with the normal functioning of Garak's brain.

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  Odo: I'm stuck in a place I don't belong and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Odo: I need to figure out how to be normal.

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  Worf: The Ensign says your language is too vulgar for this mission. Sorry.

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  Benjamin: What's so terrible about me being a relationship where I can't possibly get hurt Benjamin: and I get a new vessel.

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  Jadzia: I'm so lonely. Worf: Have you tried being more social? Jadzia: No. Fuck off.

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  Odo: Date a person who forgives your past. Worf: Date a person who forgives your insurance fraud charge. Odo: Seduce a person who was your accomplice on that insurance fraud charge. Worf: Excuse me?!

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  Garak: I like your ominous aura and upbeat demeanor

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  Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back. Garak: I also want a plasma cannon.