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  "Trump ally #StephenMiller leads sweeping push to accelerate removal of migrant children" Better headline : "Utter asshole holds press event proving that occasionally he does remove his finger from #Trump's asshole"

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  "Kash #Patel defends #FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality" These changes in policy don't arise for no reason. So the question we should be asking is: "What animal(s) did #Trump have sex with?"

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  Ludacris is now doing auto warranty ads, which is fine with me. BUT: They missed the perfect tie in: Ludacris is about to pay for a new transmission, but the shop owner refuses his money, saying "Get back! You don't owe me like that!"* *Madison Avenue: I'm available @Ludacris@mastodon.world

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  We coarse boys in grade school used an expression to describe a person with a huge... "advantage"... who constantly squandered it and effed up. Even though Stormy might disagree, the phrase for that sort of failure is "Stepping all over his dick". Given his complete control of the House, the Senate, SCOTUS, DOJ, FBI, etc, #Trump is quintessentially a guy who eventually is guaranteed to step all over his dick.

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  Fucking #Netanyahu has done more to promote antisemitism than any other figure in the past 70 years.

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  "‘I got carried away’: Elon Musk expresses regret about Doge and wading into Trump’s orbit" Oh, seriously fuck you, asshole. You RUINED careers and lives. That stink will justifiably be on you forever. #Musk

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  I've decided the only legitimate use for AI is to create amusing videos of cats doing stuff. e.g.: https://youtube.com/shorts/eccOIoaIMB4?si=LnETI6BwT4QxjdqW

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  "#Meta and #YouTube fined $3 million for harming mental health" Which is approximately how much money that falls out of #Zuckerberg's pants when he hangs them over the chair before bed. This is literally nothing to them; what a fucking joke.

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  As more damaging information appears about Rep. Eric #Swalwell, and as his long-time, high-profile supporters (e.g. Nancy Pelosi) abandon him over allegations of sexual misconduct, the consensus is his political career is over. I disagree: He could just become a Republican.

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  Well, that miserable fuck Viktor Orbán lost, so I'm going to count this as a Good Day. #ViktorOrbán #Orbán

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  Thinking about the Strait of Hormuz makes me recall "Dune" book 1 - "He who can destroy a thing has the real control of it."

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  I was thinking about the Battle of Hastings, and I'm not a pro-war guy, there was a time when wars were better. What I mean is: King Harold Godwinson himself died at the Battle of Hastings. We'd have a lot fewer wars if those who start them were front-line participants. #IranWar

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  I just don't understand how #JDVance fucked up the negations, what with him having trained all his life for this, and him being just a big giant Disco Ball of Charisma. #IranWar

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  As the "negotiations" have gone totally to shit I feel like now is a good time to repeat something I saw recently: Q: "What's the big difference between Vietnam and Iran?" A: "Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam."* #Trump #IranWar *if there is an author to credit, please do so.

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  #Trump is, of course, an utter fucking asshole. I literally laugh out loud every time I think about him flaming the #Pope for being "weak on crime." I mean everyone knows a core plank of Leo's Pope Campaign platform was "Law and Order." What fucking nitwit Trump is.

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  Political hysteria is now the norm. I have the feeling that if the two major parties stopped trying to get us to hate each other, the many areas upon which we agree would cause imminent-doom political fund-raising to fall so precipitously that the existing framework for how to get nominated, campaign, get elected, and pass legislation would disintegrate, leaving PACs so exposed as to make Normal People on both sides demand their elimination.

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  I've gotta be honest: I figured that #Trump would get everything he asked for and more in the #Iranwar negotiations. Because after being cooped up 20 hrs with that bowl of dry Oatmeal #JDVance, I assumed the Iranians would've agreed to anything, if we'd just call him back home.

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  "Scientists Discover Bizarre Crocodile Relative That Walked on Two Legs" Been there, done that.

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  Came across this phrase in a medical article, and I'm disappointed they couldn't come up with terme even more awkward than "morningness" and "eveningness". "Chronotype (morningness or eveningness preference) influences exercise performance and adherence."

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  "Leavitt says Interior will submit plans to begin construction of 250ft Trump arch" If only he'd been born with a larger penis.

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  "Pope criticises 'tyrants' who spend billions on wars after Trump spat" "The poorly-rated Pope, whose numbers are very low, maybe the lowest of any Pope, is soft on war " --Trump (soon, probably)

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  Then why the FUCK did we expend our stockpile of weapons, lose American lives, alienate crucially important allies, at the whims of dick-swinging imbeciles who evidently mainly like to say "It blowed up real good" a la SCTV Farm Film Report's Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok?

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  A fave joke: Despondent guy on a bridge. Before he jumps, talks to God: "Terrible childhood. Got married; had a couple of kids. Lost my job. Wife left me. Kids won't talk to me. Why me, God?" Voice from Heaven: "I don't know; there's just something about you that pisses Me off."

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  The #Trump Legacy, which will linger for at least a generation, is that America no longer holds any moral High Ground, and, even worse, can no longer be trusted as an ally. He will leave behind a world extraordinarily more dangerous than it was before he enshittified our country.

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  Republican Ethos: "If it affects me personally, I give a shit; otherwise fuck you." #Republicans #IceMurder

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  "Astronomers discover cosmic hamburger has the potential to grow giant planets" But, let's be honest: to make a delicious, one-pan Solar System, it'll need Cosmic Hamburger Helper.