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• Post #3206106

  Sunday is great for enjoying plant based (and plant topped) foods

• Post #3206105

  The $45 smoothie I just ordered better be good. Also, don’t do group orders. Tax, tip, and delivery fees can end up in your smoothie.

• Post #3206104

  Just heard a 60 Minutes story on egg freezing claim, “every woman has a ticking biological clock in their head.” The story is framed around how all women want kids and whoopee here’s a way for them to fulfill their dreams of motherhood. Please fuck all the way off.

• Post #3206103

  BREAKING: Chicago windstorm gives everyone a bad hair day. Local curly woman finally blends in. Grandma still texted about buying a comb.

• Post #3206102

  I asked my new wrist crow Beatrice how to deal with stress. She said, “You’ve got a new house and great lashes. What more do you want?” Me: Elimination of fascism? Beatrice: Try more caffeine

• Post #3206101

  Go ahead, call me crazy In my defense, I don’t have a printer, so had to hand write it

• Post #3206100

  Sign: KEEP OUT Cat: Challenge accepted

• Post #3206099

  Scrolling popular movies on Reelgood, it took 31 swipes to get to the first film that featured a woman. And it’s not even a woman. #m3gan

• Post #3206098

  2 skinny margaritas bc fitness Followed by fuck this I’m eating all the Oreos Tell me I’m not the only one

• Post #3206097

  Pro Life Hack: Move to a place within walking distance of a Mexican restaurant. Bonus if it has half-price margaritas 4 days a week. Get your steps in and your salt rimmed #LaMexJoliet

• Post #3206096

  As a transplanted midwesterner, I just learned about corn sweat and I really need that to be the final disgusting thing that happens to me in America

• Post #3206095

  Masterpiece found at Goodwill

• Post #3206094

  An exciting moment quickly turned to tragedy just now While sitting outside having coffee on this sunny fall-adjacent morning, a bee landed on my middle fingernail. Me: I’m sorry, bee. That’s not a flower. Bee: Now I have trust issues. #Sunday #coffee #LyingToBees

• Post #3206093

  It’s important to hydrate after kayaking in the Florida heat

• Post #3206092

  My B pose is nasty #Florida

• Post #3206091

  Pro Life Hack: Tip $20 immediately whilst holidaying and get extra lime and dubbed “sweetie” Worth. It.

• Post #3206090