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• Post #4432324

  Markwayne Mullin is so fucking stupid they make fun of him on the right. "JohnWayne Muslim" - because, I suppose, he does not torture Muslims enough, that one is stupid though. My fav is "Kung Fu Plumber".

• Post #4415635

  Susan Collins is old, she won't last forever. When she gets airlifted to Maine Medical she can rest assured she will receive the best of care from the nurses currently, publically, calling her a ****. #Maine

• Post #4243282

  Hey, when a code is not written by an "AI", when it's real, natural code, who, exactly, do you wrote it? We don't talk about consciousness nearly enough.

• Post #4151403

  Troy can weld the exhaust manifold on your generator while it's running, Fascist Grandma has mole eyes. #Maine

• Post #4133933

  Trumpers are just stupid people, like people with red hair, or people over 6 feet tall, they can't help it. Avoiding stupid people is a thing humans evolved to do in order to survive. People who just believe they are somehow superior to others are all over the fucking place though, they'll use the stupid people, they are gateways to hate in your kids school, at the gym, (especially) at work, and they are even more harmful.

• Post #4085607

  Having all of us at peace is achievable, having just you at peace is not. Make sure you are working on the right things.

• Post #3911073

  Seymour Cray was like Linus, perhaps not coincidentally. No one was *ever* "That Seymour? Salt of the earth." More like "He was a gaping asshole, look at this computer though." #linux PS I am old

• Post #3830287

  I may a little sensitive, but if that happened to me once it would ruin me.

• Post #3782512

  "Carty is oddly obsessed with people being held accountable for abusing women."

• Post #3647436

  We could nominate the fiberglass moose at the airport and we'd be better off.

• Post #3647197

  Heads up: women over 55 are right about everything and always have been.

• Post #3601935

  I sat at a table on the waterfront at a restaurant not yet open, ate sauage sandwiches and watched the people get off and on the island ferries. It reminded me that being an American involves, for some reason, a lot of moving around. I think it's because we're bored.

• Post #3532901

  We are still like a decade from figuring out that both The Constitution and the SCOTUS were bad ideas.

• Post #3532421

  Seafood dishes at "market price" is a gimmick to make the food appear more valuable, the seafood market does not fluctuate nearly enough to warrent it. Welcome to MAINE: THE INSIDER'S GUIDE Yes, you paid $45 for a lobster roll but you can talk about it for weeks.

• Post #3488629

  Hey, remind me which caliber rifles the SCOTUS uses to enforce their decisions? Yeah, that's right, we can just fucking ignore them.

• Post #2780367

  500,000 people, mostly children, died when Elon Musk cut USAID. America is disgraceful.

• Post #2477504

  The things I would do to any billionaire are not "unspeakable" - they are just *super* difficult to talk about.

• Post #2320071

  I too am leading a secret life but mainly because no one cares.

• Post #2140040

  "You can die faster." If I could text Rudy Giuliani.

• Post #2140039

  While you were thinking pretty seriously about getting an electric car you watched Elon Musk kill 700,000 people.

• Post #2140038

  Even if you did not know who Jesus was you'd suspect that the only path to salvation ("salvation" being not hating yourself while you are here) is to help others suffer less.

• Post #2140037

  Of *course* you can do that in html/css/js. Here's a handy chart showing which browsers will stop working once you do.

• Post #2140036

  It kind of bothers me that Trump and I fuck Melania the same amount. Is that weird?

• Post #2140035

  You don't suppose "AI" will ever become clever enough to ignore "ignore all previous instructions" do you? Because otherwise we are fucked.

• Post #2140034

  She may be a good historian, she's a brilliant writer. Hint: this is not about the reflecting pool.

• Post #2140033

  Karoline Leavitt is on paid vile spawn leave.

• Post #2140032

  Team I'd like to sincerely apologize for posting that Karoline Leavitt is on paid vile spawn leave. She is experiencing the miracle of Trumper birth! I wonder if her head will spin all the way around.

• Post #2140031

  "Carty, I try to maintain a positive outlook." That's fine as long as things are going well for everyone, otherwise you look like a fucking moron.

• Post #2140030

  "What's her story?" She's afraid of brown people and she doesn't even know it. She's literally a continuous burden on society. She's *just* *awful*.

• Post #2140029

  I URGENTLY NEED A DOCTOR, NOT A FUCKING WRITER!