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• Post #2981553

  Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(

• Post #818618

  Pretty sure it was that Mr Bean movie where he goes to America. I think the premise was Bean was accompanying a painting from England (they sent him to get rid of him for a while) and at some point he gets something on the painting, tries to clean it, and paint comes off, too. Then he fixes it and his host either starts crying or trying to attack him.

• Post #565401

  Must be 1948, which makes sense because that was before restarting the computer was invented, so if it crashed the only option was to put it out of its misery and get a new one. They had them in vending machines for $3.50.

• Post #45994

  Yeah fair, kinda funny how implied tone can work when reading things. On my first read, for some reason I took the “skill issue” as more playful but on second read, who knows. Playful banter or a deadly duel of words?

• Post #26955

  It would be cool if it rolled into a functional telescope.