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  I read somewhere that Canada is both the world's largest importer and exporter of novelty suspenders.

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  The Arby's Meat Mountain is proof of a Divine Don Knotts that is both benevolent and vengeful.

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  Like many Americans, I responded to the unjust cancellation of Charles in Charge by writing a weekly script to be performed by a local acting class to carry on the story. As I'm sure you can imagine, the story line from about season 37 on has focused on Space Commander Lembeck, and the story has taken a decisively sci-fi lean to it... If you're ever at the TriBeCa Community Theater's open mic night, come check it out...

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  When you just want to be left alone, so you post a message to your millions of social media followers... Sure... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-13798557/Olivia-Dunne-season-LSU-gymnast-Paul-Skenes.html

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  "Why should these people not be required to work when I'm not paying them" seems to be his argument... https://finance.yahoo.com/news/dreams-crap-kevin-oleary-slams-110400900.html

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  Ah yes, the guy who bought Twitter for multiple times what it was worth because of a drunken boast is the perfect person to help the government run more efficiently... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/sep/05/trump-musk-efficiency-commission

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  Uh oh, somebody better warn #brat that the game show host has an idiot and a dipshit in his corner for the debate...

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  Well, if an accused domestic abuser says he was respectful, let's take him at his word, after all, he runs very fast with a ball. https://www.iheart.com/content/2024-09-09-tyreek-hill-breaks-silence-on-pregame-detainment-incident/?mid=1348555&rid=109115214&sc=email&pname=newsletter&cid=NATIONAL&keyid=National%20iHeart%20Daily%20Sports&campid=headline1_readmore

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  @GottaLaff@mastodon.social apparently, democrats support 237th trimester abortions, because Kamala just murdered an almost 80 year old game show host...

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  Just an insane and racist man threatening to deport people who are here legally... https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-says-attacks-haitian-immigrants-have-stop-2024-09-13/

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  Arby's is delicious. That's it.

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  Kevin O'Leary INSISTS upon everyone knowing he's a piece of shit. Who could possibly "dream up" the idea that he doesn't own his employees 24/7. Motherfuck this clown shoe. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/careers/who-dreams-this-crap-up-kevin-o-leary-just-slammed-a-new-regulation-that-allows-employees-to-ignore-their-bosses-after-hours-says-he-ll-fire-workers-who-put-their-phones-on-silent/ar-AA1rDnJt

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  From here on out, whenever I travel, I'm going to ask the first person I speak to upon arrival how to get to "The World's Largest PF Chang's" when they claim they don't know, I'm going to act really disappointed and ask, in a defeated voice, if they know how I can get to the closest airport.

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  This feels like socialism. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-offering-residents-10-free-gallons-gas-governor-desantis-announces-state-run-fuel-sites

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  Corazon is an infinitely more fun word to say than heart.

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  Unpopular (perhaps) opinion: an old fashioned is just whiskey and nonsense.

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  Teddie, All Natural Peanut Butter: if you don't make the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in your home, but you hate the person who does...

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  I think we can all agree that the Ghosts of Don Knotts, and the Three Burts (Lancaster, Reynolds, Young) want the Yankees to win the World Series.

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  As an atheist, my respect for your religion is inversely proportional to the number of rules you have about hats and costumes.