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Krissy Strange Nerd

BiFriendlyGiant@mastodonapp.uk

<p>It&#39;s me, an idiot. <br />Still trying to figure myself out.</p>

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  • Post #3133121

    What have Wall&amp;#39;s done to Feast ice cream? They&amp;#39;ve changed the ice cream to vanilla and replaced the chocolate block with some sort of soft hazelnut thing. Awful.

  • Post #3133120

    I am so good at messages

  • Post #3133119

    Feeling like I can&amp;#39;t do anything without someone higher up monitoring me. And I know that they are because as soon as I do something they don&amp;#39;t like they are on me about it. So now I just want to go home.

  • Post #3133118

    Waking up on a sunny Sunday morning in your own home with nothing to do is a pleasure that can force the grim realities away for a bit. No one&amp;#39;s even starting mowing yet. I can hear birds, even a cock crowing in the distance

  • Post #3133117

    Rain! Thunder! Temperature dropping? Maybe!

  • Post #3133116

    Time: *moves forward* Me: wtf stop that

  • Post #1769464

    Just forgot the term &quot;cup holder&quot; and thought &quot;mug hole&quot;

  • Post #1425730

    @wouldyoucouldyou@mastodon.social @transgenderreport.com hmm, why wouldn&amp;#39;t i trust the idiot who just spammed my feed with the same message again and again?

  • Post #1425729

    Human ages are zero indexed

  • Post #866808

    @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk Thought you might like to see what one of the IT teachers at work has kept hold of for at least 26 years since the last room full of them was removed (no idea if it even turns on)

  • Post #627629

    Ah crap, think my boss is getting fired right now

  • Post #627628

    I ordered a crop calendar but I can&amp;#39;t see the edges of it. Turns out I bought a cropped calendar instead. #joke #farming

  • Post #627627

    The things that I should be loud and angry about I am instead sad about

  • Post #627623

    Of course, in some areas of the country it&amp;#39;s called a Baps-Royce

  • Post #627622

    I love some creative vandalism #FunnySigns

  • Post #627621

    For John Virgo&amp;#39;s funeral they put him in a black suit. When they tried to lower his coffin into the grave they had to lift him back out and place him on his spot because they hadn&amp;#39;t buried the guys in the brown, blue and pink suits first. #joke #jokes #snooker #badpuns

  • Post #341132

    Got myself a fat rectangular pig #art #pig

  • Post #340160

    Gender? I hardly know them!