Ada (the moon girl) 🏳️‍⚧️

Axolotl1@gaygeek.social

Follows request subject to vibe check. I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids. Very chaotic. occasionally slips into an alternate dimension Flirting allowed so long as you ask. :heart_lesbiansparkle: on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good. will be horny on main Also lesbian :QueerCat_Lesbian: Current obsession: Linux Alt account: <a href="https://toot.community/@Axolotl2" class="u-url mention">@Axolotl2</a> mischief account <a href="https://gaygeek.social/@bnuybot" class="u-url mention">@bnuybot</a>

Posts

Post #4477817
never eat a rotisserie chicken when you can't afford a block of cheese
Post #4458207
OKAY I LACK PATIENCE WHEN THE ECLIPSE COMES ON THE 12 OF THIS MONTH I WANT Y'ALL TO MENTION ME IN EVERY PICTURE OF THE ECLIPSE YOU FIND AND POST I CANNOT CONTAIN THAT SHIT FOR A LITTLE SURPRISE LATER AND Y'ALL NEED SOME SORT OF ADVANCED WARNING SO YOU CAN GET ECLIPSE GLASSES I AM GOING TO MAKE AT LEAST ONE YURI JOKE WHEN IT HAPPENS HKJHJRDGGHYGVVAAWFLL
Post #4453028
Moon is waning crescent (18% d25) and she's sitting in a faerie ring weaving weeds into little wreaths in front of an old woman's house, and the woman is trying and failing to get her to stop, or react really, and Luna is doing this to see if she can get the woman to tone it down. She won't leave until this bitch realizes there's nothing she can do to stop the goddamn moon from doing something ultimately very harmless
Post #4437008
Moon is waning crescent (37% d23) and she's feeling freaky #AdaMoonUpdates
Post #4420472
Okay so based on the science of tea it should be possible to boil pepsi and stick a bag of orange spice in there, and make tea out of Pepsi. Cuz like, tea relies off water getting into the leaves and leeching stuff from it, and pepsi has water so although it might be slower you should be able to make tea out of (and I cannot stress this enough) fucking pepsi. This applies to any other liquid with sufficient water content.
Post #4406217
fuck you! *unemes your phant*
Post #4406057
*steals your heater*
Post #4406017
I don't know how to stop thinking tonight :blobcat_thisisfine:
Post #4389449
goodnight fedi -w-
Post #4389100
Moon is waning gibbous (60% d21) and she's in a bar, more lost than she's ever been.
Post #4388555
RE: https://gaygeek.social/@Axolotl1/117040666004160863 seriously I expected y'all to take this seriously but you're taking it seriously in a different way than I expected. What the fuck is this?
Post #4388432
RE: https://gaygeek.social/@Axolotl1/117035336899012778 it started out as a bit how did it end up like this
Post #4379028
hey vsauce! Michael here. You are a wet rock time tricked into thinking.
Post #4376771
alrighty doing an experiment. Boost for reach. What color is magic? I will redo this with the same colors but arranged differently if I'm not satisfied with the number of votes.
Post #4365122
*microwaves you*
Post #4346105
goodnight fedi -w-
Post #4345554
fries, burger, spaghetti, sushi, rice
Post #4321584
goodnight fedi -w-
Post #4303082
Moon is waning gibbous (93% d16) and she's laughing at her own dumb joke she made when literally nobody else was around. #AdaMoonUpdates
Post #4302763
the sexiest thing a man can do is throw himself into this pit of spikes in my backyard so I can harvest and eat his organs
Post #4302411
we should force Vine back into existence. Let's take the time limit it had and just make videos within that regardless of the actual limit. Eventually Vine will force itself back into existence and we'll be having a really good time.
Post #4302106
12 pm Saturday 2785 time has ceased to exist. Nukes are flying. You were unlucky enough to take a direct hit. You are dead. Anything that was within your feild of view in a moment in time is yours to explore forever. When you're done you can either restart your life with almost no memory, or go into oblivion. Ever since humanity achieved immortality it was only a matter of time before someone tried to liberate us from the shackles of eternity. You're one person out of billions. You can f...
Post #4302077
RE: https://gaygeek.social/@Axolotl1/117018135406531323 the fact that I managed to put this potentially really good start to some book in one post is a god damn miracle.
Post #4301342
you can't kill a concept. you can only neglect it.
Post #4266958
goodnight fedi
Post #4266949
Moon is waning gibbous (97% d16) and she's on top of a police station shouting about how she's above the law, not recognizing the unintentional joke in that. #AdaMoonUpdates
Post #4265907
I have so many Spotify playlists. One is called "cathartic maintenance" because its purpose is to make it damn near impossible for the darkness to consume me through a controlled release of emotions.
Post #4265005
on one hand this would be awesome especially in the us rn. on the other hand, this is Megatron killing that one dude with his bare hands. Also this playlist is an entire story and idk if this guy won. https://open.spotify.com/track/6cZ1K7XO9xHGF1zGyRj2BP?si=3_8AejlCS76QMUxVgunXXw&utm_source=copy-link
Post #4263034
kirlia (the pokemon, why the hell does it have such a normal ass name) is an autistic child observing people.
Post #4262745
I sneak into your house and hit you really hard on the head with enough force to knock you unconscious, but you're already asleep so you stay asleep. You wake up in the middle of the night with a splitting headache. I am long gone. Fuck you.