🌸 Bisexual Flower 🐀

Alex@boymilk.cafe

An Ego unchained. I'm just like you, better than He, to hell with they, I'm almost me. Call me anything but my motherfucking government. ---- All of my posts are elaborate fantasies and works of fiction.

Posts

Post #1702783
The hardest part of starting a new instance is choosing a cool name
Post #1062749
god I wanna get railed doggy style by a puppygirl rn
Post #1062748
DATE NIGHT REPORT I MADE MY HUSBAND CRY
Post #1062747
For someone who claims to hate sex, I sure do love bragging about having sex
Post #1062746
does anyone have that neon genesis boymoder edit i need it
Post #1062745
i am in fact Very Cringe and I think I may have gone a little bit too mask off today
Post #1062743
I&#39;ve spent most of my life calling myself demisexual and I just wanna say, I am sorry to all demisexuals because I do not think I was demisexual. I am now demisexual. I feel like I have experienced true demisexuality and became enlightened to the fact that what I have been calling demisexuality was, in fact, never demisexuality. I do not know what I was before exactly but this is undeniably demisexuality, yet very distinctly not what I had experienced before.
Post #870055
bleh, I think I need to start blocking more instances
Post #870046
Going to be taking a hiatus from fedi for a bit, maybe a week. I&#39;ve not been super active over the past few days due to some health issues and I&#39;m starting to feel better but I think taking a break from it has been good for me mentally so I want to take some more time off. I&#39;ll be checking in to make sure my instance doesn&#39;t break or get any spambots or anything, at least.
Post #870045
The eternal return repeats once again.
Post #870044
No honey I wasn&#39;t cheating on you with a prostitute, it&#39;s just roko&#39;s honeypot okay, someday there&#39;s going to be a honeypot so big that it&#39;s going to have data on everyone and blackmail everyone who didn&#39;t fall for honeypots before it was made so I need to fall onto a honeypot before that happens, look I&#39;m just doing what I need to do to keep us safe
Post #870040
yeah im kinda like the new vegas of sex if you know what i mean
Post #273881
Goated.
Post #273880
just realized agpl has agp in it, has anyone noticed this before?
Post #273879
iron lung was a pretty good movie
Post #273878
zoomers don&#39;t call it a deepthroat anymore. they call it kirking. you suck someone&#39;s dick so hard your throat hurts and you got kirked. I think it&#39;s beautiful how they show their respect to a fallen hero. It&#39;s what he would have wanted.