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  Narrator: "What happened that fateful night, 32 years ago, December 2nd 1990?" Me: Oh wow thanks netflix for the existential dread fuck off was already well aware of my mortality yesterday thank you

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  @DebbieSpillane obvious sexist implications of the word 'stuff' aside, what a shittily written question for a reporter to ask.. How does your question to the fucking PM read like you nicked your parents iPad?

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  It's summer in Aotearoa, time to free the beans #caturday #cats #mainecoons #catsinshoes

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  @geekysteven this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp

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  @manofletterz@mastodon.world "Fun" fact: Timmy never fell down a well and had to be rescued by Lassie in any episode of the show. In fact, Lassie straight up shoves a water company employee into a well in the episode 'The Well'.

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  @intelwire There is significant overlap between the bell curves of most advanced AI and least articulate humans.

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  @CaptAntagonist Man that's a book you're talking about

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  @PlayItSlow@universeodon.com @DrJackBrown Furthest back you'll find it on the internet is on pintrest, but I can guarantee Nietzsche did not write this. Something close he did write from Thoughts Out of Season: "For the historical audit brings so much to light which is false and absurd, violent and inhuman, that the condition of pious illusion falls to pieces."

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  Reminder: 'That motherfucker' is an acceptable gender-neutral pronoun

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  @Bandersnaaatch So you're sitting around licking the back of a dead queen's head and THEY'RE the weirdo? 👸👅

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  @kell_topaz@mstdn.party Just ask them their opinion on Bionicles, don't need some fancy radar

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  @itsBabySmith ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  @beaveinflow I said I'm fine.. *nonchalantly wipes blood off chin* didn't say anything about the rest of you..

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  @geekysteven LOTR has some pretty cantankerous trees

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  @Flash @manofletterz@mastodon.world Timmy doesn't fall down a well! Never in 561 episodes!

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  Omg guys it's only 4 sleeps til Christmas if we do enough meth 🎅🎄🎁