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• Post #3319025

  I love green twitter.

• Post #3319024

  I got 2 bibles, one for me, and one to hurl at degenerates.

• Post #3319023

  Just got baptized as a Catholic. ✝️ ⛪ Time to start telling everyone all the fun ways I disagree with the Vatican.

• Post #3319022

  if it's called a tweet on twitter and a xeet on xitter, what's it called on the fediverse? a feet? i just feeted.

• Post #3319021

  SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY YOUR TITHE PAYS FOR THE WHOLE PEW- BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE KNEELING BAR! SEE THE BODY OF CHRIST, LIVE AND IN PERSON! WITNESS THE SACRIFICE OF THE BLOOD! THIS SUNDAY ONLY. FREE INCENSE FOR THE FIRST 100 PARISHIONERS. ONE COVENANT - TWO TESTAMENTS. UNLIMITED REDEMPTION!!! * *Conditions apply.​

• Post #3319020

  chicken dumplings but it's ketchup inside the dumpling so they're ketchup dumplings

• Post #3319019

  I don't know how to say this politely, but today I saw a gentlemen that I would be called racist for depicting or quoting, fail to operate a microwave.

• Post #3319018

  what the fuck is a gipper