Y'all, please help me find a joke that has been nagging at my brain for a while. I think it was from a sitcom but I couldn't swear to it. It was a character who was described as "the (adjective) (noun)", and objected to it with something to the effect of "I'm not (adjective), I'm not (noun), and I'm certainly not THE!" With the funny bit being the denial of "the". Unsurprisingly it's very difficult to search. Boosts welcome.