For the record - I wasn’t in trouble with the law, a family member died. I didn’t realise police turning up to announce that was a real thing, I thought it was a movie thing. It was a bit of a confusing conversation as it basically went like: Them: hello Me: hello! Have I annoyed the NSA? Them: what? No. Can I come in? Me: should I get the orange jump suit for over tooting? Them: …what Me: did somebody die? Them: …can I come in?