2026-07-11 16:44 UTC
"Why not bring her here?" asked Aleks.
Tara made a face. "Well, anywhere is fine, I'd think," Aleks said. "Just so long as you don't go to Axel's Awful Ale House...."
Tara cocked her head. "I thought it was called Axel's Awesome Ale House though?"
Aleks growled, "Not in this tavern, it isn't!"
#microfiction
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@vanellopemint@mastodon.art 2026-07-12 14:40
"I like Dungeon Crawler's Pizza Place myself," said Aleks. "Their Boss Fight Special has everything on it!" Tara sighed. "I'm not sure pizza is the best choice. I was looking for something more upscale...." There's Everything But the Oink. That's the only part of the pig they don't use. Or there's Gimble's Grilled Rat Emporium...." "I said UPSCALE," Tara repeated. "Gimble's Grilled Rat Emporium," said Aleks, "is considerably upscale, by goblin standards." #microfiction