I am not joking when I say I don't go outside. Some people joke, or they're being hyperbolic to imply they're introverted, but I am being completely serious when I say I don't go outside. I don't have any friends IRL. I don't hang out with people. I don't have hobbies like hiking, or traveling. I don't go to cybersecurity conferences. I don't go to any sort of meetups. My entire day-to-day existence is malware or spending time with my wife and son. That is not a joke or exaggeration. I do literally nothing else, no movies, no video games, no sports, I am locked in on family time or malware. Nothing else. So, if someone claims to have met me in-person, or at a conference, or a meetup, it is unequivocally false. I am a complete recluse. My entire existence is malware or family. I very much like it that way. I am happy and content. Everyday is a gift. Okie dokie, goodnight Little People Living Inside of My Computer. I love you.