Spontaneous Symmetry Breaking in Macroscopic Cotton-Blend Pairs: Evidence for a Non-Abelian Asymmepod Field Abstract:The persistent, non-random depletion of singular macroscopic foot-garments (Linum pedis) during high-entropy thermal agitation cycles has long defied classical thermodynamic explanations. In this paper, we present the first empirical evidence for a fundamental, short-range quantum field, the Asymmepod Field, which couples exclusively to woven textile matrices. Utilizing a standardized 8kg front-loading washing machine operating at 1200 RPM, we observed the spontaneous decay of perfectly symmetrical, coherent sock pairs into energetically stable single-sock states. Our data indicates that this phenomenon is mediated by a previously unobserved gauge boson, the Sockon, which facilitates quantum tunneling through the macroscopic barriers of the dryer drum via localized spatial anomalies. The interaction cross-section is highly dependent on material composition, showing a profound preference for 95% cotton blends over synthetic polyesters. We conclude that the missing mass is not lost to mechanical friction, but is instead converted into unobservable dark laundry matter via a process of chiral pair annihilation. These findings offer a novel framework for understanding household mass-loss anomalies and provide a foundational step toward a Unified Theory of Laundrodynamics.