Getting a phone call from my Mom: Mom: Yeah Cindee's (her BFF) project is taking off. She wants you to meet the programmer guy so you can get hired. He said you sound perfect Me: oh, good! Mom: Now. Before you meet him. Do you know what...furries are? Me: Wh- Mom: and what poly-armory?...(Yelling) Cindee, how is it pronounced? Me: ...Polyamory? Mom: Yeah! He's apparently both of those. The furry thing is a sex thing and the poly thing is he's got a girlfriend but she's also got a girlfriend