2026-02-16 15:00 UTC
I had a weird #dream about a vampire monk that was operating an orphanage that was being hunted by an English vampire hunter who wields dual katanas.
So every kid in the orphanage except 1 was evacuated. The monk kills and drinks that kid's blood to refill on vampire powers (which was just a strength advantage over humans).
The monk gets confident enough to 1v1 a vampire hunter with previous military experience.
However, before the monk found the hunter, the latter manages to sneak up on the former (despite vampires having superior nightvision). So the monk gets stabbed by blessed dual katanas and loses all vampiric powers as he bleeds out on the floor.
Then the vampire hunter's half-blackula friend arrives and finishes off the monk by drinking what's left of the blood.
Replies (0)
No replies.