2026-10-01 18:48 UTC
Use a fork, pls. We’re dysfunctional, not animals.
Personal experience with that amount of olives is that a shard of a pit is unavoidable. So either eat slowly or don’t chew. Chewing fast can hurt.
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@silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.org 2026-10-02 02:13
But forks take effort… I kid, even I’m not that bad.
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@crenquis@lemmy.today 2026-10-07 23:50
It was a sad day when olives no longer fit on the ends of my fingers… I need to make some sort of silicone glove with olive-pit-sized extensions, so I can eat them the way the lord intended.