@isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
2026-10-21 03:15 UTC
False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth’s surface.
Replies (5)
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@REDACTED@infosec.pub 2026-10-21 04:17
Normal physics don’t apply to drunk creatures
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@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2026-10-21 04:30
Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.
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@curiousaur@reddthat.com 2026-10-21 04:40
They also don’t eat sugar.
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@FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-21 05:57
Yes. THIS is the problem with this setup.
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@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2026-10-21 06:56
See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.