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@cd0@mastodon.social

2026-10-26 01:47 UTC

Are you being possessed by your ancestor from 11 decades ago? Ask your doctor if Hexaquell is right for you. Hexaquell suppresses your body's natural ability to accept the spirit of your ancestor because it's a spiritual neurotransmitter agonist. Do not take Hexaquell if you are allergic to spiritual neurotransmitter agonists or shellfish. Side effects include headaches, seizures, diarrhea, nausea, grey skin and being rude to your wife. #monsterdon

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  • @cd0@mastodon.social 2026-10-26 01:53

    My favorite part of watching ads is when they're over I get to skip a minute or two of "movie". #monsterdon

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