2026-06-30 12:59 UTC
Tara summoned beds and a table and produced steaming hot pizza and a pitcher of juice, and another of ice water.
"Awesome!" Lumpikith exclaimed. "Did you cook this with magic?"
"No," Tara replied. "Actually, Aleks the bartender cooked this yesterday. But it stays hot and fresh in my Virtual Pantry!"
"We are never," said Freydis, "adventuring without our catgirl dungeon maid ever again!"
#microfiction
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@vanellopemint@mastodon.art 2026-07-01 13:21
Before the party could bed down for the night, a demon appeared. He had blue skin, goat's horns, a thick beard, and eyes that burned like hot coals. "I am Urnazath! My dungeon exists for adventurers to delve into," the demon said, "but you lot unleashed a golem that trashed half of my caverns! You've violated the rules of dungeon adventure, and now you shall pay the price!" "Dude," said Lumpikith, "we got no idea where that mud monster came from. Honest!" #microfiction