@ceo_of_monoeye_dating__dup_1972@tsundere.love
2025-11-17 04:26 UTC
After drinking a bottle of something called "Apple Cider Vinegar Detox" whose ingredient list is literally "Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Cinnamon," I am convinced that the word "Detox" is hippy-speak for "fart inducer."
Replies (3)
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love 2025-11-17 04:43
This is literally a drink that used to be called "switchel" and people drank this all the time like a century ago. How the FUCK did people tolerate this?
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@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital 2025-11-17 04:53
detox stands for "500% markup"
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@Labubu@shin.mugicha.club 2025-11-17 13:59
Yeah we’re farting. Yeah we’re shitting. What are you gonna do about it goy?