2026-09-29 00:54 UTC
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-09-29 03:18
All these mathematicians and I still had to figure out for myself that this machine sells jellybeans at pretty much exactly a tenth of their wholesale price, which means that its whimsy must remain in my basement I can get a ten-cent coin mech for about forty bucks, which is about forty bucks more than I paid for this thing, and given a good location and assuming jellybeans don't get any more expensive it would pay for itself in under one human generation Some machines are pets and not livestock
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@fwaggle@moodoo.org 2026-09-29 00:57
@ifixcoinops@retro.social This and fixing fucked up coin-ops is why we all follow you, and I don't know how soon you can come up with something more fucked up than baby pacman so we're glad you're compensating for it in other ways