2026-09-28 21:09 UTC
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@QuercusMacrocarpa@mastodon.social 2026-09-28 23:07
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Oh, can see it now, the treatment, as they say in Hollywood. The start of a lovely romance: batman: *pulls out a chair for catwoman, at table set for romantic candlelit dinner* catwoman: *walks around the table, then sits in box the chair came in. looks with disturbingly fixed concentration at one candle* batman: *compliments catwoman’s outfit* catwoman: *meowhiss* batman: *gently strokes catwoman’s hair* catwoman: *purrs* batman: *continues* catwoman: *bites him*